Rostam and the Army of Davids are banned from the forum for 6 months.

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Rostam and the Army of Davids are banned from the forum for 6 months.

Postby Atlas » Sun 26 Aug, 2018 9:18 pm

Unbeknownst to most, Rostam was pulling a Senator Palpatine on us. In secret, on three seperate dates July 27th August 8th and August 14th of 2018, Rostam ordered an Army of Davids. (There were three periods, the earlier david models were on July 27th, mid was August 8th and the last batch was on August 14th)

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Magnificent, aren't they?

Tracking their IPs we found some that matched Rostam's forum account and the rest from the same IP address in Tehran, Iran. If you go into members -> D -> sort by fewest posts (so 0 shows first) you'll see all the david accounts. They number about 90 in total.

Now, some of the audience may be asking why this clone army was assembled. Well, our conjecture on this was that most of these david accounts were used solely to zog games. Namely, some of the games of Rostam's archnemesis Cornholio! Dundundunnnnnnnnn!

Unfortunately, we consider this to be a bit of a poor sport for an equally sad and hilarious reason, hence the issuing of the ban on both his main account and all his david buddies. He is free to use his Army of Davids to go retake Jerusalem during his forum vacation, but otherwise we hope Rostam will learn from his timeout and be a changed man when he comes back!
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Re: Rostam and the Army of Davids are banned from the forum for 6 months.

Postby Ace of Swords » Sun 26 Aug, 2018 9:30 pm

Atlas wrote:Tracking their IPs we found some that matched Rostam's forum account and the rest from the same IP address in Tehran, Iran. If you go into members -> D -> sort by fewest posts (so 0 shows first) you'll see all the david accounts. They number about 90 in total.


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Postby Oddnerd » Sun 26 Aug, 2018 9:32 pm

I dunno, maybe there are just a bunch of Persian guys named David who hate corn?
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Postby The great Cornholio » Sun 26 Aug, 2018 9:37 pm

No wonder he left in such a hurry...hope it was worth the 5-6 hours it prolly took.



Thanks to atlas for the Sneeky Detective work.
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Re: Rostam and the Army of Davids are banned from the forum for 6 months.

Postby ShowMeMagik » Sun 26 Aug, 2018 9:50 pm

OMG my name is David




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Postby Stoned_elf » Sun 26 Aug, 2018 11:24 pm

Sad times....

Would it not make sense to Unzog said games?
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Postby Atlas » Sun 26 Aug, 2018 11:35 pm

Minor correction on the dates of the david birthdates.
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Postby Broodwich » Mon 27 Aug, 2018 12:47 am

Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven :D

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Re: Rostam and the Army of Davids are banned from the forum for 6 months.

Postby egewithin » Mon 27 Aug, 2018 7:50 am

I knew that bastad had some issues.

Don't ban him for 6 months, ban him eternally. He will come back, and do it again. We had enough with Rostam's shit already.
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Postby SinisterLaugh » Mon 27 Aug, 2018 8:36 am

Well, our conjecture on this was that most of these david accounts were used solely to zog games. Namely, some of the games of Rostam's archnemesis Cornholio! Dundundunnnnnnnnn!


If Cornholio is his archnemesis, why zog his games? :shock:
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Re: Rostam and the Army of Davids are banned from the forum for 6 months.

Postby Nurland » Mon 27 Aug, 2018 8:49 am

Zogging games where he loses and/or gets salty to get them promoted
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Re: Rostam and the Army of Davids are banned from the forum for 6 months.

Postby Torpid » Mon 27 Aug, 2018 4:30 pm

SinisterLaugh wrote:
Well, our conjecture on this was that most of these david accounts were used solely to zog games. Namely, some of the games of Rostam's archnemesis Cornholio! Dundundunnnnnnnnn!


If Cornholio is his archnemesis, why zog his games? :shock:


Only the games he lost or was raging in the chat of.
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Postby lomors » Mon 27 Aug, 2018 6:37 pm

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Postby The_Corniflox » Mon 27 Aug, 2018 6:55 pm

Everytime I check the forums I am amazed by how much drama such a small community of grown men is able to produce. Oh well, since alot of you have known each other for years now it's probably just a love/hate-relationship :D
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Postby Forestradio » Mon 27 Aug, 2018 7:02 pm

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Postby Yabbaman » Tue 28 Aug, 2018 7:10 pm

The_Corniflox wrote:Everytime I check the forums I am amazed by how much drama such a small community of grown men is able to produce.


This.
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Postby Dark Riku » Tue 28 Aug, 2018 7:41 pm

This though. :D
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Re: Rostam and the Army of Davids are banned from the forum for 6 months.

Postby TharxGamma » Tue 28 Aug, 2018 7:46 pm

See this shit? This is partly the reason I don't play anymore. What the fuck guys. Is your life so shallow you must get internet points in a dead game? I'm actually speechless.
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Re: Rostam and the Army of Davids are banned from the forum for 6 months.

Postby Oddnerd » Tue 28 Aug, 2018 7:46 pm

>See new posts in threads on front page
>Posts are deleted before I can bask in the salt

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Re: Rostam and the Army of Davids are banned from the forum for 6 months.

Postby kirbby » Tue 28 Aug, 2018 8:20 pm

I think they directed the rest to this thread page. viewtopic.php?p=70080#p70080
It seems both cornholio and rostam made smurf accounts ,by the looks of it cornholio started first but that doesnt make it right for rostam to return the favor to be honest. I assume this is very good decide for now, to make a punishment here and ban both for 6 month as moderators tell
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Re: Rostam and the Army of Davids are banned from the forum for 6 months.

Postby ShowMeMagik » Fri 05 Oct, 2018 5:27 am

I'm I don't wanna be that guy. But is 6 months up? I'm pretty sure I saw someone called rostam in the termagsunt vs gm balance thread? Might not be the rostam but ....
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Re: Rostam and the Army of Davids are banned from the forum for 6 months.

Postby Nurland » Fri 05 Oct, 2018 9:24 am

There was a Rostam comment on the thread yes... From early july. From before he was banned.
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