15:28 - PhatE: Does that mean that you're open to the public?
15:30 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: lol
15:30 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: sure
15:30 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: for every1 to piss and shit on
15:30 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: at least i have been for years in primary school
15:30 - PhatE: lol eeewwww
15:30 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: ye
15:31 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: you get used to it
15:31 - PhatE: You'd hope so. If toilets didn't enjoy their jobs they'd be in some serious doo doo
15:31 - PhatE: ...literally
15:31 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: ye
15:31 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: just try living for one little week
15:31 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: without a toilet
15:32 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: and you'll start to appreciate it
15:32 - PhatE: Oh I have
15:32 - PhatE: When I got back I had some quality time with mine
15:33 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: haha
15:33 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: ye
15:33 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: thats how it usually works
15:33 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: till your bowels get used to the idea of shitting in the woods
15:33 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: and the idea of it no longer prevents your bowels from working
15:33 - PhatE: hahah
15:33 - PhatE: I'll keep that in mind next time I'm stranded somehwere
15:33 - PhatE: somewhere*
15:34 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: like army camp
15:34 - PhatE: And there's only like leaves to wipe
15:34 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: ;P
15:34 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: well at least we had paper
15:34 - PhatE: I had those kinds of camp
15:34 - PhatE: I was kind of an a-hole. I ended up stealing the TP
15:34 - PhatE: because the toilets were blocked up like above the seat
15:34 - PhatE: pretty gross
15:35 - PhatE: Have to like stand and poop at the same time
15:35 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: eww
15:35 - PhatE: Yeah
15:35 - PhatE: A hole in the ground sounded way better
15:36 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: ye
15:36 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: we actually got creative once when we knew we were gonna stay at the campsite for longer than 1 day
15:37 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: and we found a fallen tree
15:37 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: but a paper box next to it
15:37 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: so you could sit on it on your thighs
15:37 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: and shit on the box
15:37 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: almost like a toilet
15:37 - PhatE: nice
15:37 - PhatE: Closer to a compost heap
15:37 - PhatE: Could yoy clean the box?
15:37 - PhatE: Or was it cardboard
15:38 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: closer to toilet than hole in the ground
15:38 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: cardboard ye
15:38 - PhatE: damn
15:38 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: no didn't need to clean it
15:38 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: luckily
15:38 - PhatE: Depends on how many butt holes it needed to service
15:38 - PhatE: The camps that I was a part of had 200+
15:40 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: ye our company was 200+ men
15:40 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: but platoons were some kilometers apart
15:40 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: and squads few hundred meters
15:40 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: of each other
15:41 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: so mostly our creative fallen-tree-toilet served around 30 men
15:41 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: xD
15:41 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: this is the best chat i've had a in a while
15:41 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: thx
15:41 - PhatE: lol
15:41 - PhatE: You're very welcome
Random shit
Random shit
Swift I: You're not a nerd, you're just a very gifted social spastic
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I'm lucky enough not to have this kind of experience, but I remember when I was a kid there was this one type of TP every school was using and it was glossy on one side and rough as a sand paper on the other. Whoever had the brilliant idea to make this TP obviously never wiped their butt.
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You lucky git.
But at least you understand that you're lucky!
But at least you understand that you're lucky!
Swift I: You're not a nerd, you're just a very gifted social spastic
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The trunk of a fallen tree is a pretty good toilet seat... Just need to remember to drench your butt in mosquito repellent if it is summer... Also a belt really helps you if there are no young trees around (young enough to get a good grip on) as you can just throw the belt around the tree, grab the belt on both ends and proceed with operation doo-doo.
#noobcodex
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Shit I have an epic slap fight between Riku and Hammer saved (took two screenshots lol). Will post it here if I can be bothered to write it all out.
Or just look at my screenshots.
Or just look at my screenshots.
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Came here expecting random shit.. was not dissapointed
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WTF, Toil...
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I trusted you with this incredibly personal and damning information!
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