Dawn of War Codex

15:28 - PhatE: Does that mean that you're open to the public?
15:30 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: lol
15:30 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: sure
15:30 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: for every1 to piss and shit on
15:30 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: at least i have been for years in primary school
15:30 - PhatE: lol eeewwww
15:30 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: ye
15:31 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: you get used to it
15:31 - PhatE: You'd hope so. If toilets didn't enjoy their jobs they'd be in some serious doo doo
15:31 - PhatE: ...literally
15:31 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: ye
15:31 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: just try living for one little week
15:31 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: without a toilet
15:32 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: and you'll start to appreciate it
15:32 - PhatE: Oh I have
15:32 - PhatE: When I got back I had some quality time with mine
15:33 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: haha
15:33 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: ye
15:33 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: thats how it usually works
15:33 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: till your bowels get used to the idea of shitting in the woods
15:33 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: and the idea of it no longer prevents your bowels from working
15:33 - PhatE: hahah
15:33 - PhatE: I'll keep that in mind next time I'm stranded somehwere
15:33 - PhatE: somewhere*
15:34 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: like army camp
15:34 - PhatE: And there's only like leaves to wipe
15:34 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: ;P
15:34 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: well at least we had paper
15:34 - PhatE: I had those kinds of camp
15:34 - PhatE: I was kind of an a-hole. I ended up stealing the TP
15:34 - PhatE: because the toilets were blocked up like above the seat
15:34 - PhatE: pretty gross
15:35 - PhatE: Have to like stand and poop at the same time
15:35 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: eww
15:35 - PhatE: Yeah
15:35 - PhatE: A hole in the ground sounded way better
15:36 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: ye
15:36 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: we actually got creative once when we knew we were gonna stay at the campsite for longer than 1 day
15:37 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: and we found a fallen tree
15:37 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: but a paper box next to it
15:37 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: so you could sit on it on your thighs
15:37 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: and shit on the box
15:37 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: almost like a toilet
15:37 - PhatE: nice
15:37 - PhatE: Closer to a compost heap
15:37 - PhatE: Could yoy clean the box?
15:37 - PhatE: Or was it cardboard
15:38 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: closer to toilet than hole in the ground
15:38 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: cardboard ye
15:38 - PhatE: damn
15:38 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: no didn't need to clean it
15:38 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: luckily
15:38 - PhatE: Depends on how many butt holes it needed to service
15:38 - PhatE: The camps that I was a part of had 200+
15:40 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: ye our company was 200+ men
15:40 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: but platoons were some kilometers apart
15:40 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: and squads few hundred meters
15:40 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: of each other
15:41 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: so mostly our creative fallen-tree-toilet served around 30 men
15:41 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: xD
15:41 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: this is the best chat i've had a in a while
15:41 - Friendly Neighbourhood Toilet: thx
15:41 - PhatE: lol
15:41 - PhatE: You're very welcome

I'm lucky enough not to have this kind of experience, but I remember when I was a kid there was this one type of TP every school was using and it was glossy on one side and rough as a sand paper on the other. Whoever had the brilliant idea to make this TP obviously never wiped their butt.

You lucky git.

But at least you understand that you're lucky!

The trunk of a fallen tree is a pretty good toilet seat... Just need to remember to drench your butt in mosquito repellent if it is summer... Also a belt really helps you if there are no young trees around (young enough to get a good grip on) as you can just throw the belt around the tree, grab the belt on both ends and proceed with operation doo-doo.

Shit I have an epic slap fight between Riku and Hammer saved (took two screenshots lol). Will post it here if I can be bothered to write it all out.

Or just look at my screenshots.

Came here expecting random shit.. was not dissapointed

WTF, Toil...

I trusted you with this incredibly personal and damning information!