Which unit is most likely to die in your army?

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Which unit is most likely to die in your army?

Postby DarnedDragoon » Sun 17 May, 2015 7:02 pm

Other than scouts, it's those bad ass assault marines.

If you're an assault marine in my army prepare to be jumped into combat in some distant part of the map and quickly forgotten about to slowly die a painful and needless death.

"Jump away!" the guardsmen cry, "We can't!" the assault marines reply somberly, "Some asshole is in control."

Or sometimes, a lot of the times actually, I jump them behind enemy lines totally unsupported with my only reasoning behind not supporting them is : "They can handle it." Of course I know this not to be true, but at the time I am hoping, that just maybe, this time will be different and they will wreck house! The only thing I've learned from these many occasions of losing my ASMs is that I don't need them to win the game and to not expect them to last long. Sorry ASMs, this drink is to you!

Also dreadnoughts. I don't always buy a dreadnought in tier two but when I do. . . I over extend it.

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I then usually excuse myself of any blame by saying "Well I didn't know they had a brightlance back there!" or similarly "Well I didn't know they had autocannons and plague marines back there!" or even "Well I didn't know the FC was going to buy the powerfist!"

So what unit has the lowest life expectancy in your army?
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Re: Which unit is most likely to die in your army?

Postby Commissar Yarrick » Sun 17 May, 2015 8:47 pm

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Re: Which unit is most likely to die in your army?

Postby Atlas » Mon 18 May, 2015 12:46 am

Spore mines.
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Re: Which unit is most likely to die in your army?

Postby Vapor » Mon 18 May, 2015 1:11 am

My commander

I'm pretty sure this is true of every commander I play, even the tanky ones
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Re: Which unit is most likely to die in your army?

Postby DarnedDragoon » Mon 18 May, 2015 1:12 am

Atlas wrote:Spore mines.


lol Are they exploding too early for you, Atlas? That's ok, it's more common than you might think. :P
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Re: Which unit is most likely to die in your army?

Postby DarnedDragoon » Mon 18 May, 2015 1:14 am

Vapor wrote:My commander

I'm pretty sure this is true of every commander I play, even the tanky ones


He's not dead Vapor, he's just taking a nap. Not to worry, beating your enemies senseless can be tiring.
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Re: Which unit is most likely to die in your army?

Postby Atlas » Mon 18 May, 2015 1:46 am

DarnedDragoon wrote:
Atlas wrote:Spore mines.


lol Are they exploding too early for you, Atlas? That's ok, it's more common than you might think. :P


Can I get a free PC check or are you just trying to sell me Cialis?
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Re: Which unit is most likely to die in your army?

Postby DarnedDragoon » Mon 18 May, 2015 2:25 am

Atlas wrote:
DarnedDragoon wrote:
Atlas wrote:Spore mines.


lol Are they exploding too early for you, Atlas? That's ok, it's more common than you might think. :P


Can I get a free PC check or are you just trying to sell me Cialis?


lol You don't need any of that just a teammate who is understanding, like an APO they love helping their allies out with any kind of medical care they might need.
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Re: Which unit is most likely to die in your army?

Postby Atlas » Mon 18 May, 2015 6:41 am

Apo healing Spore Mines dat combo :O
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Re: Which unit is most likely to die in your army?

Postby DarnedDragoon » Mon 18 May, 2015 12:04 pm

Lol
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Re: Which unit is most likely to die in your army?

Postby Swift » Mon 18 May, 2015 6:28 pm

My commander seems to spend an inglorious amount of time on his arse when I play with my slightly less practised factions. I'm ok at keeping my Sorceror motivated but my FC just gets blown away by my excellently executed Scout/dev build. Every game. For all of the game. Without fail, he falls over.
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Re: Which unit is most likely to die in your army?

Postby Cheekie Monkie » Tue 19 May, 2015 11:44 am

No one dies in my army.

I'm an apo :3
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Re: Which unit is most likely to die in your army?

Postby DarnedDragoon » Tue 19 May, 2015 2:23 pm

Cheekie Monkie wrote:No one dies in my army.

I'm an apo :3


The propaganda is strong with this one.
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Re: Which unit is most likely to die in your army?

Postby Atlas » Tue 19 May, 2015 6:43 pm

Cheekie Monkie wrote:No one dies in my army.

I'm an apo :3


qft
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Re: Which unit is most likely to die in your army?

Postby Toilailee » Wed 20 May, 2015 6:52 am

Battlewagon.

Firstly because it got nerfed and I haven't yet come to terms with that, and secondly because it is easier to overextend it and buy a new one rather than repair it from 5% hp. :?
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Re: Which unit is most likely to die in your army?

Postby DarnedDragoon » Wed 20 May, 2015 12:39 pm

Toilailee wrote:Battlewagon.

Firstly because it got nerfed and I haven't yet come to terms with that, and secondly because it is easier to overextend it and buy a new one rather than repair it from 5% hp. :?


Yeah I've never seen an ork vehicle last more than 5 minutes in a game. Every-time I see a BW come on to the field I'm like "Ha, what a noob!" Maybe this is because I only play TM or I'm just a cynical ass. :P
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Re: Which unit is most likely to die in your army?

Postby Toilailee » Wed 20 May, 2015 5:37 pm

DarnedDragoon wrote:
Toilailee wrote:Battlewagon.

Firstly because it got nerfed and I haven't yet come to terms with that, and secondly because it is easier to overextend it and buy a new one rather than repair it from 5% hp. :?


Yeah I've never seen an ork vehicle last more than 5 minutes in a game. Every-time I see a BW come on to the field I'm like "Ha, what a noob!" Maybe this is because I only play TM or I'm just a cynical ass. :P


Clearly you haven't watched 2v2/3v3 casts of me playing mekboy and raping bases with wagons. ;)
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Re: Which unit is most likely to die in your army?

Postby DarnedDragoon » Wed 20 May, 2015 6:27 pm

Toilailee wrote:
DarnedDragoon wrote:
Toilailee wrote:Battlewagon.

Firstly because it got nerfed and I haven't yet come to terms with that, and secondly because it is easier to overextend it and buy a new one rather than repair it from 5% hp. :?


Yeah I've never seen an ork vehicle last more than 5 minutes in a game. Every-time I see a BW come on to the field I'm like "Ha, what a noob!" Maybe this is because I only play TM or I'm just a cynical ass. :P


Clearly you haven't watched 2v2/3v3 casts of me playing mekboy and raping bases with wagons. ;)


Certainly not any recent ones :P
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Re: Which unit is most likely to die in your army?

Postby Kisuke. » Wed 20 May, 2015 7:25 pm

Sluggas because.....Well it's Sluggas
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Re: Which unit is most likely to die in your army?

Postby Lost Son of Nikhel » Sat 23 May, 2015 12:09 pm

Heretics.

Seriously, being a Heretic in DOW2 isn't enough paid. Poor little guys :(
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Re: Which unit is most likely to die in your army?

Postby DarnedDragoon » Sat 23 May, 2015 12:25 pm

Lost Son of Nikhel wrote:Heretics.

Seriously, being a Heretic in DOW2 isn't enough paid. Poor little guys :(


Yeah, I don't think exploding gory death is put in job discription when they "volunteer".
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Re: Which unit is most likely to die in your army?

Postby Toilailee » Sat 23 May, 2015 11:04 pm

Lost Son of Nikhel wrote:Heretics.

Seriously, being a Heretic in DOW2 isn't enough paid. Poor little guys :(


Good thing heretics don't cost anything... maybe that's why. ;)
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