Which unit is most likely to die in your army?
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Which unit is most likely to die in your army?
Other than scouts, it's those bad ass assault marines.
If you're an assault marine in my army prepare to be jumped into combat in some distant part of the map and quickly forgotten about to slowly die a painful and needless death.
"Jump away!" the guardsmen cry, "We can't!" the assault marines reply somberly, "Some asshole is in control."
Or sometimes, a lot of the times actually, I jump them behind enemy lines totally unsupported with my only reasoning behind not supporting them is : "They can handle it." Of course I know this not to be true, but at the time I am hoping, that just maybe, this time will be different and they will wreck house! The only thing I've learned from these many occasions of losing my ASMs is that I don't need them to win the game and to not expect them to last long. Sorry ASMs, this drink is to you!
Also dreadnoughts. I don't always buy a dreadnought in tier two but when I do. . . I over extend it.
"Play recklessly my friends."
I then usually excuse myself of any blame by saying "Well I didn't know they had a brightlance back there!" or similarly "Well I didn't know they had autocannons and plague marines back there!" or even "Well I didn't know the FC was going to buy the powerfist!"
So what unit has the lowest life expectancy in your army?
If you're an assault marine in my army prepare to be jumped into combat in some distant part of the map and quickly forgotten about to slowly die a painful and needless death.
"Jump away!" the guardsmen cry, "We can't!" the assault marines reply somberly, "Some asshole is in control."
Or sometimes, a lot of the times actually, I jump them behind enemy lines totally unsupported with my only reasoning behind not supporting them is : "They can handle it." Of course I know this not to be true, but at the time I am hoping, that just maybe, this time will be different and they will wreck house! The only thing I've learned from these many occasions of losing my ASMs is that I don't need them to win the game and to not expect them to last long. Sorry ASMs, this drink is to you!
Also dreadnoughts. I don't always buy a dreadnought in tier two but when I do. . . I over extend it.
"Play recklessly my friends."
I then usually excuse myself of any blame by saying "Well I didn't know they had a brightlance back there!" or similarly "Well I didn't know they had autocannons and plague marines back there!" or even "Well I didn't know the FC was going to buy the powerfist!"
So what unit has the lowest life expectancy in your army?
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Re: Which unit is most likely to die in your army?
Spore mines.
Re: Which unit is most likely to die in your army?
My commander
I'm pretty sure this is true of every commander I play, even the tanky ones
I'm pretty sure this is true of every commander I play, even the tanky ones
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Atlas wrote:Spore mines.
lol Are they exploding too early for you, Atlas? That's ok, it's more common than you might think.
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Vapor wrote:My commander
I'm pretty sure this is true of every commander I play, even the tanky ones
He's not dead Vapor, he's just taking a nap. Not to worry, beating your enemies senseless can be tiring.
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DarnedDragoon wrote:Atlas wrote:Spore mines.
lol Are they exploding too early for you, Atlas? That's ok, it's more common than you might think.
Can I get a free PC check or are you just trying to sell me Cialis?
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Atlas wrote:DarnedDragoon wrote:Atlas wrote:Spore mines.
lol Are they exploding too early for you, Atlas? That's ok, it's more common than you might think.
Can I get a free PC check or are you just trying to sell me Cialis?
lol You don't need any of that just a teammate who is understanding, like an APO they love helping their allies out with any kind of medical care they might need.
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Apo healing Spore Mines dat combo :O
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My commander seems to spend an inglorious amount of time on his arse when I play with my slightly less practised factions. I'm ok at keeping my Sorceror motivated but my FC just gets blown away by my excellently executed Scout/dev build. Every game. For all of the game. Without fail, he falls over.
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No one dies in my army.
I'm an apo :3
I'm an apo :3
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Cheekie Monkie wrote:No one dies in my army.
I'm an apo :3
The propaganda is strong with this one.
Re: Which unit is most likely to die in your army?
Cheekie Monkie wrote:No one dies in my army.
I'm an apo :3
qft
Re: Which unit is most likely to die in your army?
Battlewagon.
Firstly because it got nerfed and I haven't yet come to terms with that, and secondly because it is easier to overextend it and buy a new one rather than repair it from 5% hp.
Firstly because it got nerfed and I haven't yet come to terms with that, and secondly because it is easier to overextend it and buy a new one rather than repair it from 5% hp.
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Toilailee wrote:Battlewagon.
Firstly because it got nerfed and I haven't yet come to terms with that, and secondly because it is easier to overextend it and buy a new one rather than repair it from 5% hp.
Yeah I've never seen an ork vehicle last more than 5 minutes in a game. Every-time I see a BW come on to the field I'm like "Ha, what a noob!" Maybe this is because I only play TM or I'm just a cynical ass.
Re: Which unit is most likely to die in your army?
DarnedDragoon wrote:Toilailee wrote:Battlewagon.
Firstly because it got nerfed and I haven't yet come to terms with that, and secondly because it is easier to overextend it and buy a new one rather than repair it from 5% hp.
Yeah I've never seen an ork vehicle last more than 5 minutes in a game. Every-time I see a BW come on to the field I'm like "Ha, what a noob!" Maybe this is because I only play TM or I'm just a cynical ass.
Clearly you haven't watched 2v2/3v3 casts of me playing mekboy and raping bases with wagons.
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Toilailee wrote:DarnedDragoon wrote:Toilailee wrote:Battlewagon.
Firstly because it got nerfed and I haven't yet come to terms with that, and secondly because it is easier to overextend it and buy a new one rather than repair it from 5% hp.
Yeah I've never seen an ork vehicle last more than 5 minutes in a game. Every-time I see a BW come on to the field I'm like "Ha, what a noob!" Maybe this is because I only play TM or I'm just a cynical ass.
Clearly you haven't watched 2v2/3v3 casts of me playing mekboy and raping bases with wagons.
Certainly not any recent ones
Re: Which unit is most likely to die in your army?
Sluggas because.....Well it's Sluggas
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Re: Which unit is most likely to die in your army?
Heretics.
Seriously, being a Heretic in DOW2 isn't enough paid. Poor little guys
Seriously, being a Heretic in DOW2 isn't enough paid. Poor little guys
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Re: Which unit is most likely to die in your army?
Lost Son of Nikhel wrote:Heretics.
Seriously, being a Heretic in DOW2 isn't enough paid. Poor little guys
Yeah, I don't think exploding gory death is put in job discription when they "volunteer".
Re: Which unit is most likely to die in your army?
Lost Son of Nikhel wrote:Heretics.
Seriously, being a Heretic in DOW2 isn't enough paid. Poor little guys
Good thing heretics don't cost anything... maybe that's why.
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