Dawn of War Codex

Unbeknownst to most, Rostam was pulling a Senator Palpatine on us. In secret, on three seperate dates July 27th August 8th and August 14th of 2018, Rostam ordered an Army of Davids. (There were three periods, the earlier david models were on July 27th, mid was August 8th and the last batch was on August 14th)


Magnificent, aren't they?

Tracking their IPs we found some that matched Rostam's forum account and the rest from the same IP address in Tehran, Iran. If you go into members -> D -> sort by fewest posts (so 0 shows first) you'll see all the david accounts. They number about 90 in total.

Now, some of the audience may be asking why this clone army was assembled. Well, our conjecture on this was that most of these david accounts were used solely to zog games. Namely, some of the games of Rostam's archnemesis Cornholio! Dundundunnnnnnnnn!

Unfortunately, we consider this to be a bit of a poor sport for an equally sad and hilarious reason, hence the issuing of the ban on both his main account and all his david buddies. He is free to use his Army of Davids to go retake Jerusalem during his forum vacation, but otherwise we hope Rostam will learn from his timeout and be a changed man when he comes back!

I dunno, maybe there are just a bunch of Persian guys named David who hate corn?

No wonder he left in such a hurry...hope it was worth the 5-6 hours it prolly took.



Thanks to atlas for the Sneeky Detective work.

OMG my name is David




Jokes

Sad times....

Would it not make sense to Unzog said games?

Minor correction on the dates of the david birthdates.

Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven

I knew that bastad had some issues.

Don't ban him for 6 months, ban him eternally. He will come back, and do it again. We had enough with Rostam's shit already.

Well, our conjecture on this was that most of these david accounts were used solely to zog games. Namely, some of the games of Rostam's archnemesis Cornholio! Dundundunnnnnnnnn!

If Cornholio is his archnemesis, why zog his games?

Zogging games where he loses and/or gets salty to get them promoted

SinisterLaugh wrote:

Well, our conjecture on this was that most of these david accounts were used solely to zog games. Namely, some of the games of Rostam's archnemesis Cornholio! Dundundunnnnnnnnn!

If Cornholio is his archnemesis, why zog his games?

Only the games he lost or was raging in the chat of.

Everytime I check the forums I am amazed by how much drama such a small community of grown men is able to produce. Oh well, since alot of you have known each other for years now it's probably just a love/hate-relationship

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The_Corniflox wrote:Everytime I check the forums I am amazed by how much drama such a small community of grown men is able to produce.

This.

This though.

See this shit? This is partly the reason I don't play anymore. What the fuck guys. Is your life so shallow you must get internet points in a dead game? I'm actually speechless.

>See new posts in threads on front page
>Posts are deleted before I can bask in the salt

I think they directed the rest to this thread page. viewtopic.php?p=70080#p70080
It seems both cornholio and rostam made smurf accounts ,by the looks of it cornholio started first but that doesnt make it right for rostam to return the favor to be honest. I assume this is very good decide for now, to make a punishment here and ban both for 6 month as moderators tell

I'm I don't wanna be that guy. But is 6 months up? I'm pretty sure I saw someone called rostam in the termagsunt vs gm balance thread? Might not be the rostam but ....

There was a Rostam comment on the thread yes... From early july. From before he was banned.