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Best quotes in the game.

Postby bibotot » Fri 27 Mar, 2015 12:35 am

Units in this game have some very funny quotes. Though they are not as random and awkward as in Company of Heroes 2, they are very fun to hear and improve experience with the overall game. Here are some of my favorite:

"Noize Merheens! Can you hear me?!" - from the Lord General. He also has "Silence the voice of Chaos" when engaging the same squad.

"Brother I am hit" - This has become a meme, replacing "Squad Broken" from Dawn of War 1.

"The Commissar wants something? I wouldn't say no" - when upgrading the Lord Commissar.

"Squash" - Sentinel killing a Tyranid squad.

"That Ork STINKS!" - Imperial Guardsmen.

Any quote with the word "their" because this is breaking the fourth wall, indicating the units belongs to the enemy players. In real Warhammer 40k, any Guardsman know if a Tyranid is near, then it's shoot first and figure out which side is it on later.

Do you have any funny/cool quotes? Comment below, let me know.
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Postby Swift » Fri 27 Mar, 2015 9:39 am

Not sure if this should be general discussion but whatever.

"Draw the Warlock's Witchblade, the time for mercy has long passed."

"These Imperials think me a heretic, let me show them their folly."

"Our Howling Banshees have howled their last." (Basically anything said by the Eldar announcer).

"We serve the Dark Gods as well you fools!"

"Are dere snacks unner da seat?"

"Sir... we're losing." (Just because it's so blunt).

"Alien Beans!"

And since you mentioned COH 2:
"Our Panzer forces have been reduced by one." (For the mocking way he says it. I can just imagine Dane following it up with "Oh you twit").
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Postby DandyFrontline » Fri 27 Mar, 2015 11:49 am

"Let them scream in the warp" - csm to shees,
"Come you thing, bite me" - FC to nids,
"This is the Emperor's shield? - pathetic!" CSM to GM,
"If this one must die to push the rest of you - so be it" LC before executing the GM,
"Do i have to die to prove my faith and fearless to you ?" - LC
"It is going to be a loong trip - dont forget to pee" - Warboss
"Our ally hive tyrant has died - never liked him anyway" - ork's background gretchens
"Crazy humies is still humies" - orks to chaos

and pretty much more cool fun epic quotes
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Re: Best quotes in the game.

Postby Nurland » Fri 27 Mar, 2015 11:57 am

"That pipe looks like shelter" - DA
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Re: Best quotes in the game.

Postby Dalakh » Fri 27 Mar, 2015 12:02 pm

"They can hear their doom approaching." CL
"Why does anything think I can be killed ?!" CL
"Let them fear the banshees' wail." banshees
"THIS QUIET OFFENDS SLAANESH !" guess who :lol:
"Sanity is for the weak !" CSM
anything orks say
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Re: Best quotes in the game.

Postby egewithin » Fri 27 Mar, 2015 3:23 pm

" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!! YYYEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHH! HMAAA- GAAAAAAAAAA....! "

Chaos Dreadnought when goes to Bloodrage. Oh also ;

" MIIIISSSSAAAAAUUUULLLLLLLZZZ!!! YEEAAAHHH...! "

When he goes to barrage.
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Re: Best quotes in the game.

Postby MaxPower » Fri 27 Mar, 2015 7:19 pm

"I fear no evil, for I am fear incarnate" Gabriel Angelos
"A fortress is built with blood and toil. Only by blood and toil may it be taken." Leman Russ
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Postby Adeptus Noobus » Fri 27 Mar, 2015 7:34 pm

"Hate is my weapon of choice!" Warlock
"War! Always war!" Warlock (That guy needs some serious counseling...)
"All health is temporary!" Plague Champion
"All...life...is a lie" Plague Champion

And the classic:

"Drive me closer. I want to hit them with my sword!" Commissar Lord
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Re: Best quotes in the game.

Postby Superhooper01 » Fri 27 Mar, 2015 9:32 pm

IT IS THE BANEBLADE!: needs no intro

u dare.....U DARE!

The only blood your chaos lord seeks to spill is his own: chaos announcer

Your allied warlock lies on the ground....how delicious : chaos announcer

i know that sound....IT IS DOOM!: Noise marines

KHORNE SEE MY WORK! Blood-letter/blood-crusher

The day will not save them and the night belongs to us Horus/raptors

FOR THE EMPEROR SPACE MARINE!: Baneblade
There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting gods."
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Re: Best quotes in the game.

Postby Swift » Sat 28 Mar, 2015 4:52 pm

Nurland wrote:"That pipe looks like shelter" - DA

Before entering the crack den.
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Re: Best quotes in the game.

Postby Toilailee » Sat 28 Mar, 2015 9:44 pm

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Re: Best quotes in the game.

Postby ChrisNihilus » Sat 28 Mar, 2015 9:51 pm

Everything the Noise Marines say.
Everybody remember their quotes, and there are plenty of tributes on Youtube to them for a reason.
"This quiet... offends... SLAANESH!"
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Postby Lost Son of Nikhel » Sun 29 Mar, 2015 2:20 pm

"It doesn't matter it they are one or one million. KILL THEM ALL!!" - CSM when facing Tyrannids.
"We will rejoice later. To battle!"
"As always: Brother against brother"
"I live to kill, Ork. You live to die!"
"Pater, peccavi in caelum et coram te; iam non sum dignus vocari filius tuus". Dixit autem pater: "manducemus et epulemur, quia hic filius meus mortuus erat et revixit, perierat et inventus est"

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Re: Best quotes in the game.

Postby krakza » Mon 30 Mar, 2015 12:57 pm

I'm pretty sure that one time, when viewing a replay, enemy Bloodletters destroyed my turret and said "Dead!... No skull..."

"Ha! Iz dat da best you ca- OW, OWWW!" - Sluggas engaging the Inquisitor
"Dey'z attackin' us? ON PURPOSE!?" - Boyz
"Maybe I shoulda gone Choppa..." - The regrets of a Shoota being engaged in melee
"OCCUPPIED, WOT YA WANT!?" - Mekboy in garrison
"You'z all dead in dere?" - Boyz shouting down a destroyed Rav tunnel
"Knocked out?... Naaaah, dat woz just a trikk!!" - Buying back the KNob

I could throw Ork quotes out for days tbh so I'll stop there until further notice :)

Warlock has some good philosophical style quotes too.

"Embrace fate or not, it embraces you"
"Who truly deserves to live?"
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Re: Best quotes in the game.

Postby Toilailee » Mon 30 Mar, 2015 10:29 pm

'Oi some gitz just separated our mekboy from 'is own 'ead!

Uhm... boss... the boyz you sent to get that point... they're not coming back.

Bring the boss' biggest armor! No the even bigger one!

Umm... the boss wants to be angrier.

Got me a shoota, life is good.

Dakkadakkadakka.

It fell in, not out, you owe me a tooth.

Now I'z mega charged!

Got me da biggest shoota dere is!

Walking is for grotz!

Here I am you daft grots.

Surprise!

SURPRISEEEE!!

Where's da trukk?... WHYZ I WALKIN?!

This is gonna hurt... a lot! :D:D:D
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Re: Best quotes in the game.

Postby Tiptoes » Mon 30 Mar, 2015 11:05 pm

It's from original Dawn of War, but I always really enjoyed this one courtesy of the Grey Knights squad.

"Lo, though the time is dark, my faith shines!"
"Into the fires of battle, unto the Anvil of War!"
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Re: Best quotes in the game.

Postby Shas'la » Tue 31 Mar, 2015 10:30 pm

'You saw the fear in his eyes!' - Lord Commissar

'Yes, come at me!' - Howling Banshees

'Do not touch me!' - Warlock (along with everything else he says, pretty much).
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Re: Best quotes in the game.

Postby Toilailee » Wed 01 Apr, 2015 12:35 am

Shas'la wrote:'Do not touch me!' - Warlock (along with everything else he says, pretty much).


Like "Use the force Luke."
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Re: Best quotes in the game.

Postby Forestradio » Wed 01 Apr, 2015 12:41 am

asm are flying nobz in t1
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Re: Best quotes in the game.

Postby flixlix10 » Wed 01 Apr, 2015 2:55 am

METUL BAWKS!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Best quotes in the game.

Postby Broodwich » Wed 01 Apr, 2015 4:33 am

Fear denies faith

They fight like devils.. THEY DIE LIKE SINNERS

Feel the strike of a man's weapon! - FC Iceman to rangers

plus like every ork line
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Re: Best quotes in the game.

Postby Cyris » Wed 01 Apr, 2015 10:04 pm

"Ogryns? Against me!?!"

Very cocky FC. You better have a Thunderhammer bro!
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Re: Best quotes in the game.

Postby holyoke » Fri 03 Apr, 2015 2:09 pm

"From whence will you draw power now, fool?" - Chaos Undivided

"Boss, we'z loosing dat, um... you know, the thing!" - Da Grot

"Somewhere we went astray :(((" - Eldar announcer and everything other he says

"Here is my benediction!" - CL

"The real agony is still coming" - PC

"Our gods demand your SACRIFICE" - CS

"Which way to shoot?" - Shootas

I could go on forever, I love dow2 voicelines. <3
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Re: Best quotes in the game.

Postby GrimReaper » Fri 10 Apr, 2015 12:47 am

"Evolve or die I choose to evolve!" by the warp spiders
"you dare? YOU DARE?" needs no introduction
"we........have.........triumphed"
"a hostile sorcerer must now explain his failures to Tzeench" by the chaos gods

Anything said by the sorcerer oh that voice!
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Re: Best quotes in the game.

Postby Toilailee » Fri 10 Apr, 2015 1:26 am

GrimReaper wrote:"we........have.........triumphed"


You...........have..........failed.
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Re: Best quotes in the game.

Postby appiah4 » Fri 10 Apr, 2015 12:31 pm

These Chaos boyz says they're our friends. We's Orks! WE GOT NO FRIENDS!!

It kills me whenever the Ork announcer says that.
ALWAYS ANGRY!! ALL THE TIME!!
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Re: Best quotes in the game.

Postby holyoke » Wed 15 Apr, 2015 1:49 pm

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NOT AFRAID ARE U CADIAN?
U HAVE, CPTIN DIOMEDES.
TRAITORZ, FAILURZ, FOEZ!
As all chaos must be......................................... beaten.
IT IS THE BEEEINBLADE!
YOU HAVE NO HONOR!
BRUVVAH I AM HIT!
DAT... NOIZ... CANNOT DEFEAT MEH!
THINK U ARE MY MATCH??
I HAVE THE LEMAN RUSS! <- wtf lol
BRASH, FEEBLE, FOOLISH...
YOU DARE... YOU DARE?!
They are ill-prepared. 4 ME
THERE! A PALPABLE BLOW!
It seems there is a Nid for me.
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Re: Best quotes in the game.

Postby Swift » Wed 15 Apr, 2015 7:03 pm

holyoke wrote:I HAVE THE LEMAN RUSS! <- wtf lol

They were preparing for CoH2 where Diomedes could crew an abandoned Leman Russ. Sadly it was axed after "historical inaccuracies" were discovered. So instead they made OKW.
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Re: Best quotes in the game.

Postby Atlas » Wed 15 Apr, 2015 7:31 pm

holyoke wrote:Image
I HAVE THE LEMAN RUSS! <- wtf lol


I think he's literally calling dibs on the tank and is gonna have the brother who killsteals him demoted to scrubbing the decks of the Battle Barge for the next millenia.
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Re: Best quotes in the game.

Postby holyoke » Fri 24 Apr, 2015 1:44 pm

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Empty all your guns upon it.
The time for mercy is long past.
Arrogant mammals.
They shall find their faith misplaced.
I walk the Witch Path and it leads to war.
A foe precedes me into oblivion.
Brief lives snuffed.
Their numbers availed them nothing.
When I will it, your very substance twists.
My thoughts make wrath manifest.
Hate is my weapon of choice.
Never question my resolve.
So it comes to this.
Once choice is made, the rest is mere consequence.
Find strength. Fate yet smiles on you.
Open yourselves to fate's unfolding.
Embrace fate or not; it embraces you.
This day was prophesied.
Do not shirk sacrifice.
We must not ask why.
Heal the spirit and the body follows.
Mind over matter.
Who truly deserves to live?
War, always war.
I shall cut them down one by one.
See what a powerful mind truly is!
It seems there is a Nid for me.

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